Telling the Stories of

Yesterday, Tomorrow.

Through flatulence, poots, poppers, farts, booty gas & beyond.

Through our rigerous research, we’ve made some of the greatest discoveries known to man-kind., and it was right under our noses…

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Stinky Lil Poots Tested
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Smelly Poppers Collected
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Heavy Farts Analyzed
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An experienced team from across the butt…

Farting Members

Joe

CPS (Chief Poot Scientist)

• Co Founder of To The Farts Academy of Farts and Science

• Chief fart technician

• Head of stinky poots & blast control

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Ben

CFS (Chief Fart Strategist)

• Co Founder of To The Farts Academy of Farts and Science

• Chief of fart strategy

• Head of smelly farts & waffting methods

New Members

joseph

Jospeh

Master Shaft Blaster

Damien

Damien

Fabrication and Welding

tami

Tami

Quality Control Statistician

chad-smith

Chad

Director of Winds

William

William

Chief Taint Inspector

Luis

Luis

Brown’s to the Super Bowl Director

Aurelio

Aurelio

SCSTW analyst ( Senior Chief Science, & Technology Analyst)

grant

Grant

Senior Chief of Shudder Speed Analysis

frank

Frank

Gas Production Manager

Unlimited Power

What if the secret of an unlimited power source lies right between your own butt cheeks? Yes, it may be a little smelly, but we at TTFA believe the future of propulsion will be powered by your own farts & stinky lil poots.

Unlocking Potential

Have you experienced powerful, hip-lifting farts? We have too, and we believe booty-gas is the future of not only propulsion technology, but a potential replacement for electricity itself. Our research is working towards discovering a world where stinky lil poppers and big smelly doinks are the key to unlocking a brighter, cheaper (although stinky) future for mankind.

Stay tuned for more…