Telling the Stories of
Yesterday, Tomorrow.
Through flatulence, poots, poppers, farts, booty gas & beyond.
Through our rigerous research, we’ve made some of the greatest discoveries known to man-kind., and it was right under our noses…
An experienced team from across the butt…
Farting Members
Joe
CPS (Chief Poot Scientist)
• Co Founder of To The Farts Academy of Farts and Science
• Chief fart technician
• Head of stinky poots & blast control
Ben
CFS (Chief Fart Strategist)
• Co Founder of To The Farts Academy of Farts and Science
• Chief of fart strategy
• Head of smelly farts & waffting methods
New Members
Amanda
Safety Supervisor of Sharts
Jospeh
Master Fart Blaster
Damien
Fabrication and Welding
Tami
Quality Control Statistician
Chad
Director of Winds
William
Chief Taint Inspector
Luis
Brown’s to the Super Bowl Director
Aurelio
SCSTW analyst ( Senior Chief Science, & Technology Analyst)
Grant
Senior Chief of Shudder Speed Analysis
Mr.Crowley
Chief of Fart Sensory Compulsion
Frank
Gas Production Manager
Victor
Leading expert on the study of small diameters on big poots
Jared
S.M.A.R.T. (Skid Mark Aroma Research Technician)
Tim
Warp speed chaffing protection first office
Bob
Chairman of the Borborygmus
Ryan
Bringer of the Bum Thunder
Pat
Anal Audio Engineer
Logan
Advanced Toot Specialist: Unlocking the Secrets of the Shart
Vanessa
Viceroy of the Gaseous Galaxy
Unlimited Power
What if the secret of an unlimited power source lies right between your own butt cheeks? Yes, it may be a little smelly, but we at TTFA believe the future of propulsion will be powered by your own farts & stinky lil poots.
Unlocking Potential
Have you experienced powerful, hip-lifting farts? We have too, and we believe booty-gas is the future of not only propulsion technology, but a potential replacement for electricity itself. Our research is working towards discovering a world where stinky lil poppers and big smelly doinks are the key to unlocking a brighter, cheaper (although stinky) future for mankind.
Stay tuned for more…